Yesterday we received 3 letters from Santa Claus, all in the same envelope. There was a letter addressed to Sammy, one addressed to Ella, and one for Anna - but nothing for Robby or James. Hmm... thats odd?! (We honestly have NO IDEA who sent these letters.) Santa told each kid that he had received their letter and that they could expect to receive everything on Christmas morning that was asked for because they have been so good this year. One of the letters even said, "Tell Robby and James I say hello!!" Now - whoever wrote these letters clearly knows who our kids are. As of yet we have not shared the letters with Anna, Ella, & Sammy because we're waiting (perhaps in vain) to get another envelope for the boys. The return address was:
S. Claus
North Pole
...but interestingly enough postmarked Drexel Hill.
The way I see it - one of two things could be happening here.
1. There could be an actual Santa Claus who truly believes that the boys have not been good enough to warrant this type of letter from him (a distinct possibility, as the boys have been TERRORS recently). However, I am sincerely doubting that this is the case - but far beit from me to doubt the magic of Christmas...
2. Some shmoe (who knows we have FIVE kids) wrote eloquent letters to three fifths of our children, conveniently leaving out two of them as a cruel and hateful experiment to see if they will suffer any permanent psychological damage. Or maybe they were written as a tool of revenge from one of the kids' many babysitters...
What should we do?
a) Continue to wait for the next set of letters?
b) Share the letters with the girls and Sammy and hope that the boys improve their recent trend of bad behavior?
c) Go to the mall and beat the shit out of Santa?
Friday, November 30, 2007
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I'd like to clarify something for a minute. We open all of the mail that is sent to our kids. It was more frequent when they were first born, but we received some wacked out stuff for them, especially since we have 2 national tv shows on Discovery Health that publicize how freaky our family is. We've gotten everything from crocheted crib decorations to clippings from religious pamphlets urging us to raise our kids in a specific church. There are a lot of wackos out there who gravitate to families like ours.
So what did you do with the letters?!? Could it have been sent through the school or church? I'm dying to find out if Santa really does exist!
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